MASTERCHEF

READER BEWARE - RANTING AHEAD

Hey there sagacious reader.  I considered long and hard about airing my rather heated opinion on the latest episode of MasterChef.  But then I figured, what the heck.  You don't have to read it.  And if you do read this and for some odd reason disagree with me, well, I will never know.  Ah, the beauty of blogging.

So in going forth I will just presume that since you are such an intelligent, educated, fair-minded and savvy group, you will be in total agreement with my (righteous) assessment of the complete and utter disappointment that was MasterChef. 

Just the way that whole thing came down; the inherent wrongness of it; I CRY FOUL!!  Shame on those three judges.  Personally I see them as the 3 F's.  I shall give you partials, and you, smart readers that you are, can fill in the rest.  (I have extreme confidence in your abilities.)

First we have the bald f...   Then we have the fat f...   And last (but not least) we have the foreign f...    So now we know where we're at, right?  

So I would ask those three, "What the hell's the matter with you? How can you be so unfair to one of your home cooks and yet coddle others who, I might add, are completely undeserving?  I don't get it. Nope.  Not at all.  So wrong!  Shame, shame, shame.  Don't you watch the footage?  Do you see (and hear) what we do?  Are you crazy?  Not playing with a full deck?  I just don't understand your decision and I don't trust your judgement anymore. 

James should not have been sent home. At least not then. Not that way. Those 3 F's pretty much stole his win right out from under him.  

Hey, James, congratulations, you've made it into the top 4.  Er, just kidding. We can't possibly send either of these two delightful (gag, gag, barf) ladies home when they cooked their little hearts out now can we? They did such a fine job we just can't decide who to send home.  You understand, right? So we'll just negate the whole 'winning' thing.  Have a do-over, ok?   Aargh! Where's the justice?  Where's the fairness.  I know, I know.  In a perfect world, maybe. But not this one.  And definitely not this show.

Ah, I have been informed that due to the litigious nature of our society, my freedom of speech is not as free as it once was.  So this is not the blistering diatribe I had originally intended (and still feel) but rather a watered down version.  So sad.  But I'm sure you get the drift.  You, I have faith in.

Thank you, my readers, for indulging me.  I feel much so better now.   :-)

But, to the 3 who made (in my not-so-humble opinion) an egregious error in judgement, I must shout out a most vehement BITE ME!